Monday 18 November 2013

For Sale



Business Opportunity:

For sale one Government of Canada, since we have opened for business we have been and always will be an exclusive brokerage house for special interest groups.
 
Our motto: We never gave a crap about the people and never will.

Our record of past achievements and successes speak for themselves. Starting in 1867 from the vast untamed unoccupied Canadian wilderness, we have prostrated ourselves only to the interests of the Railway Tycoons, European Couture’s and the Fur Traders. We have historically promoted many special interest groups over any and all interests of our population, and we see no reason to stop now.  

Some of our biggest and most satisfied customers
Ourselves (Obese Government)
United States of America
Great Britain
The Churches
Off Shore Lumber Interests
The Mining Industries
The Petrochemical Industry
The Pharmaceutical Industry
Aviation and Aerospace
The Banking and Finance Industry
Multinational Agriculture and Biotechnology
Big Game and Trophy Hunting Interests
Foreign Energy Concerns
Telecommunications and Mass Media
Alcohol Tobacco and Gambling

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